You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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