when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
