why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She even gives head with a lisp.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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