eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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