OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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