Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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