she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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