the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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