scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
