Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The best revenge is premature balding
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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