For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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