You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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