Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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