Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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