school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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