craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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