Betty ford says i'm here all night
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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