I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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