I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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