Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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