I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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