There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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