at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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