16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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