Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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