I don't think brook has ever known best
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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