And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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