she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
