hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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