And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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