I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Oh Jesus.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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