Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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