Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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