I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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