The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Small penises have feelings too.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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