The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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