You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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