I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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