i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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