how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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