Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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