I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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