But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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