STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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