38 yer olds are good kisserssss
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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