Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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