is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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