Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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