just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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