I hate your face
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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