I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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